Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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