I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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