Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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