just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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