You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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