she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
