Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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