that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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