But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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