On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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