whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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