we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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