I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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