We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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