Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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