Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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