honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
