you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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