another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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