dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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