Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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