my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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