we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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