why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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