I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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