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Pappa wants mamma naked
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I love you. Go after that dick
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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