Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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