Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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