I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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