But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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