i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
