she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
