His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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