are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just blew my weed a kiss
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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