My hair reeks of homosexuality.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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