have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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