But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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