awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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