like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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