these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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