p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You have to summon your inner elephant
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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