She said her name was "party"
I am midnight drunk by noon
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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