last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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