ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
