I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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