I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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