He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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