I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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