I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
