How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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