I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I smell like Dick and happiness
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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