Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Randomize
