There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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