Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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