Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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