OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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